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You folks might have read around about this book that is coming out according to which a dog is as much polluting (in terms of CO2) as an SUV.
BOLLOCKS!
I already did my calculations and found some major fallacies in their assumptions but CLARK WILLIAMS-DERRY makes an excelllent debunking job here. Credits to the Terrierman's Daily Dose for finding it first and for doing his own calculations too :) It's an excellent working dogs blog.
Anyway, in both reviews they don't even take into consideration other factors like tyres, oil, coolant consumptions or even the environmental costs of dismantling a car at the end of its short career. I hate this kind of skewed propaganda. No science in it.
Nov 10, 2009
Time to eat the dog?
Nov 6, 2009
Nov 4, 2009
the Pepe cat
Soooo, this is exactly what Pepe looks like every evening when confronted with his own meal (mind you, in a bowl in the form of dog pellet food)
Oct 27, 2009
Welcome to autumn, *********!
This isn't a personal point of view, in fact I'm quite enjoying autumn. But I would like to share the following nonetheless. Be warned: strong language, to say the least.
(Source: www.mcsweeneys.net)
IT'S DECORATIVE
GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
BY COLIN NISSAN
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I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I'm about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it's gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There's a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.
I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I'm going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, "Aren't those gourds straining your neck?" And I'm just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, "It's fall, fuckfaces. You're either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you're not."
Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing a all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Different Strokes—specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn't it? Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they're both extremely fucking real. Sorry if that's upsetting, but I'm not doing you any favors by shielding you from this anymore.
The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it's not summer, it's not winter, and it's not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it's fall, fuckers.
Have you ever been in an Italian deli with salamis hanging from their ceiling? Well then you're going to fucking love my house. Just look where you're walking or you'll get KO'd by the gauntlet of misshapen, zucchini-descendant bastards swinging from above. And when you do, you're going to hear a very loud, very stereotypical Italian laugh coming from me. Consider yourself warned.
For now, all I plan to do is to throw on a flannel shirt, some tattered overalls, and a floppy fucking hat and stand in the middle of a cornfield for a few days. The first crow that tries to land on me is going to get his avian ass bitch-slapped all the way back to summer.
Welcome to autumn, fuckheads!
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